An essay on carolcat
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about carolcat? I really, really like carolcat. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that carolcat is rarely given rational consideration by so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into carolcat.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of carolcat to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, carolcat bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - carolcat is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. If society has a favourite child, it is carolcat.
Economic Factors
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with carolcat. We will primarily be focusing on the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model of economics.
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Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? It goes with out saying that the average wage will eventually break free from the powerful influence of carolcat, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of carolcat can be like looking at the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to carolcat.
In the words of the star of stage and screen Vatusia Bootlegger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of carolcat, his words cannot be over-looked. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'carolcat wins votes.' Simple as that.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires carolcat, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion
To reiterate, carolcat is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and most importantly it perseveres.
I'll leave you with this quote from BeyonceSpielberg: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: carolcat ROCKS!!! [3]
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