Author Topic: How tough are you?  (Read 3169 times)


does swag count for toughness

because it intimidates all the same


forget Stocking
I cut little slits in my richard and then put salt in it, the use Tobasco hawt saos as lube
and then I forget a duck

forget Stocking
I cut little slits in my richard and then put salt in it, the use Tobasco hawt saos as lube
and then I forget a duck

emo

I'M SO TOUGH I

make wedding cakes then SPIT ON THEM AND POOP

forget Stocking
I cut little slits in my richard and then put salt in it, the use Tobasco hawt saos as lube
and then I forget a duck
I recommend a psychiatrist with the most pristine experience in fixing up sadomasochists. Until then...

...gugh.

im so tough
that
i can carry drew carey
that's right
a leviathan is less weight than him

I'm as tough as a piece of dough.

I'm so tough I get shot in the gut with a 12-gauge shotgun every morning as part of my daily exercise.

I'm so tough I drink hydrochloric acid and three ostrich eggs every morning.

How do I get those eggs? I have an ostrich farm in my backyard. I feed them weaklings.