Pun Thread

[Stocking]

In the archer's kingdom, my son's the arrow the throne.
That was terrible, I know...

I used to be an arrow like you, then I took an adventurer in the knee.

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[Big Brother]

As my husband was hitting me mercilessly he asked me if I knew why.



Beats me.      
My wife told me that she was in a lot of pain recently and eventually she asked me to get her some Opium.



It didn't relieve her pain, unfortunately. But she smells good.          
I had a vision that I would get glasses later this week.


Thankfully after that, I cancelled my appointment.

[Nexus]

I thought of a joke about vegetables but it was too corny.

But corn is a fruit!

[Block Box]

But corn is a fruit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn

just kidding around

[Camera]

A joke from me would drag on and on...

[xxxxkill]

Half of these are not even punny.

[Moriarty]

are you shore this is a good idea
im not trying to krill anything here
but this might be a long stretch