Stranger: heyy
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: Sorry, I use DSL.
Stranger: which is?
You: It's a high-speed internet connection...
Stranger: oh thatss great
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old r you?
You: I would not know the age of "r", sorry.
Stranger: *are
You: Yes, that is a very nice asterik, but please try to speak in a full sentence next time.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Old enough to know how to capatalize the first word in every sentence.
Stranger: Yes, I realize that.
Stranger: I'm young and stupid sorry.
You: It's not your fault. You can't control stupidty.
Stranger: okay thank you.
You: Unless you decided to bang your head up against a wall and kill your brain-cells, but you're still an idiot.
Stranger: yes or weed is my problem I believe.
You: What kind of weeds? Wheat? I heard bread is very good for you, it shouldn't affect your IQ.
Stranger: Oh okay thanks for the input, douche.
You: Just trying to help.
Stranger: heeeeeeeey m or f
You: I prefer M&Ms, I have never heard of "m or fs". What's that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
