The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III)

[Mr. Jelly]

You awaken. You have no idea where or who you are. First things first, what's your name?

[Ad Bot]

[Mariobro123586]

Bronson Splat

[xxxxkill]

Fghjkl the 6428176396th

[Mr. Jelly]

Fghjkl the 6428176396th

You are quite certain that even if Fghkl was your name, your ancestors wouldn't have been able to keep it for 6428176395 generations.

You realize you have no idea how to pronounce it either.

[xxxxkill]

You are quite certain that even if Fghkl was your name, your ancestors wouldn't have been able to keep it for 6428176395 generations.

You realize you have no idea how to pronounce it either.

Gawwd, fine.

Emile Conroy
(No, that's not pronounced "Emily")

[Conan]

"You"

[Mr. Jelly]

Bronson Splat

Gawwd, fine.

Emile Conroy
(No, that's not pronounced "Emily")

You feel a surge of memory. Your name is...

Bronson Conroy



So what now?

[xxxxkill]

Obtain arms.

[Mr. Jelly]

Obtain arms.

You've got arms already.


Or at least hands



Hello, what's this?

[Sabbin]

Masturbate with newly discovered.... hands...

[xxxxkill]

Put the floating blue thing that may or may not be navi into HIGH MOTHERloving RES

[Night Fox]

doesn't seem to anybody around
looks like it's blue thing poking time!

(poke the blue thing)

[Jacob 123456789]

eat it

[Mr. Jelly]

doesn't seem to anybody around
looks like it's blue thing poking time!

(poke the blue thing)

That is EXACTLY what I wanted someone to say



You poke it.




It detonates



You feel something in your pockets.

[Jacob 123456789]

take the thing out of your pocket and eat it