Author Topic: Super Fun Terraria Adventure Thing! SFTAT  (Read 4297 times)

Make your nose smaller then throw the extra parts of your nose at the blob thingy.

Stab it with your pick.


hit it over the head with your pick

pretend the slime is diamond ore
mine it
hard

pretend the slime is diamond ore
mine it
hard

Diamonds barely have a use in terraria.


Diamonds barely have a use in terraria.

Selling it for tons of money, make phaseblades, and after that phasesabers.
You've got yourself a fine strong weapon there.
Not as strong as Excalibur, but still.

MAKE LOVE TO IT
AND MAKE IT FIGHT FOR YOU! (and cuddle it for lovelyness)

hit it with a pickaxe, bro

Avoid all contact with it, whatever it takes.

Stab it with the pickaxe, break down a tree, craft a workbench and make torches with it.

Run away from it, you need to prepare for such a hard fight first.

Okay, quick. Brainstorming time.. uhh..

You don't think these are very good ideas, as almost every one of them involves not running aw- oh look there's one that involves running away. That's all it seems to be, running away. You pick that idea and get the forget out of there.

After a few minutes of running, you run out of breath and stop. You check to see if the.. THING is following you, but, thank God, it did not.

Well.. you're a bit shaken by what you just saw. You hope you don't see anything else like that. What if there are more of them? What if they're even bigger? You don't want to think about that. Let's think about.. tiny pickaxes! Yes, tiny pickaxes.. so small, so.. adorable. It's like a baby.. you already said that earlier. It's so small, it probably wouldn't even fend off the green bloAAAAAA STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. Quick, do something to get your mind off of scary things.