Author Topic: Iban actually arrested?  (Read 57348 times)

I blocked you for being an starfish, and I kinda had to keep you around because Emi was still drawing my comic and you hadn't paid her yet.


You didn't think it was funny how I started being all nice and apologetic after you threatened to cancel the commission? :P
You didn't get all nice and apologetic, stop being stupid. You just got upset and wanted to know why I kept pushing you away.

I mean, you're basically admitting to being a whore here. You kept flirting with me for months to try and get research? Is that the story you're sticking with? lol

You didn't get all nice and apologetic, stop being stupid. You just got upset and wanted to know why I kept pushing you away.

I mean, you're basically admitting to being a whore here. You kept flirting with me for months to try and get research? Is that the story you're sticking with? lol

I think you'll find that I "flirt" like that with everyone, because when normal people have a friend of the opposite gender, they'll do that.

Not that you'd understand being normal, or that "manipulating girls to be on your side" isn't really worth it when you've spent $400 on them and got nothing out of it.

Only part you got wrong. I try to manipulate girls into being on my side for some reason.

Yeah, best $400 you've ever spent amirite? You're not a hapless loser chasing after girls on the internet and then getting bitterly resentful when they reject you! No! You're a brilliant mastermind troll that manipulates girls by showering them with gifts and attention while they ignore you and talk to other people who are more interesting than you.

Keep it up Iban. You're livin' the dream.

She liked it, she found me entertaining, I wrote her stories she enjoyed, lol.

You're a potential danger to society and should be stopped before your violent loveual perversions blossom into criminally-oriented intentions.

You're a potential danger to society and should be stopped before your violent loveual perversions blossom into criminally-oriented intentions.
That was a mouth full

You're a potential danger to society and should be stopped before your violent loveual perversions blossom into criminally-oriented intentions.
As great as it would be seeing him jailed, he'd never have the balls to do this.  He's the biggest attention whore, and he doesn't even have a vagina.  Josh is so flawed that he literally goes on and on about murder, rape, etc. just for attention.  He has absolutely no guts in doing any of it.

As great as it would be seeing him jailed, he'd never have the balls to do this.  He's the biggest attention whore, and he doesn't even have a vagina.  Josh is so flawed that he literally goes on and on about murder, rape, etc. just for attention.  He has absolutely no guts in doing any of it.

Desire is a strong emotion. Never say never.

Desire is a strong emotion. Never say never.
Well if he had Stocking's address he'd sure as hell fly over there.
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I've told him my address before.  :cookieMonster: Doubt he remembers the conversation though ):

saying "oh god" at a pic of a celeb is ridiculous, especially in a thread detailing Self Delete-sodomy, clit-snipping, hot grease knife cauterization and voreaphilia in great abundance

I've told him my address before.  :cookieMonster: Doubt he remembers the conversation though ):
That's because you're a grown teenage male, that's not in his interests.

That's because you're a grown teenage male, that's not in his interests.
I think he said he was gay once.

That's because you're a grown teenage male, that's not in his interests.

He knows Jimmg is too cute to hurt.

I think you'll find that I "flirt" like that with everyone, because when normal people have a friend of the opposite gender, they'll do that.

Not that you'd understand being normal, or that "manipulating girls to be on your side" isn't really worth it when you've spent $400 on them and got nothing out of it.

Yeah, best $400 you've ever spent amirite? You're not a hapless loser chasing after girls on the internet and then getting bitterly resentful when they reject you! No! You're a brilliant mastermind troll that manipulates girls by showering them with gifts and attention while they ignore you and talk to other people who are more interesting than you.

Keep it up Iban. You're livin' the dream.

Holy loving stuff you guys, what the hell is even going on anymore?

One second I mention that stocking's picture triggers my gag reflex, and the next we're talking about troll-entrepreneur ing and stocking suddenly becoming a whore. What?