Quite a funny question since i never did that.
I've got another approach mawty, that is to find you funny like the rest of the forum.
So yeah...
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Wow Lamebro1... you sure are a LAME BRO, 1. *pokes your fat man boobies* let me tell ya, dweeb, My threats will never be funny b/c of how much pain you will be in.. Do you even now who i am? I am 8"4 and v. muscular idoit, i can forgeteng bench press you 500 pounds tops, i dare you TO SAY that to my face IRL and see what happens.
well let me just give you a over all picture of me irl:

note my aviator glasses allowing me to penetrate your weaknesses when you try to swing at me (p.s. only movie stars + famous ppl have aviator glasses, but I too have one..) Don't mess w/ the best b4 I kick your ass e-z
O-W3N-E-D.
in summary: back up b4 i beat you up, no lie
omg su funy woman u are so awsum i want anuther cat juke nu srsly anothar cate jok plz!
here is a good joke for you..
Q: Why was lamebro1 kicked out of the gay homo stupid fart contest
A: b/c the host said "SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS"