I'm tense.

[Superbot]

what a richard

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

Every time I read the OP's words I imagine his avatar talking.
It's really accurate.

[xxxxkill]

Every time I read the OP's words I imagine his avatar talking.
It's really accurate.

It works, bro.
And it's fantastic.

[LawtyLawt]

Good sir, the user known as Iban is, under normal circumstances, a quite normal gentleman. However, when provoked, he becomes a beast of all terrifying sorts, oh my.

Translation: He's ok unless he gets pissed off

Sir, I see you have an accumulated taste for verbal poetry, would you be kind as to shake my hands.

[Night Fox]

Are you an acquaintance of his sir?
If so, it would explain him being physically weak.

stop talking like a handicap, because you just asked if "I am a friend of his sir"
if you're asking me if I'm his friend, it's quite obvious that your answer is "no"

hmm, i guess you're right. but still the child research thing. oh god

it's not real child research, it's shota, aka anime child research
it's what punkasses like him look at when they're afraid to find real child research
it is pretty gross though

[The Corporation]

Iban seems like that guy who just needs someone that understands him, someone that just basically loves him.

I remember there's a saying-
"Rejection breeds retaliation"
or something like that.

Anyway that's my view on him.

[Mushroom man]

Speaking of speaking, I wish I could use "ere" and "erelong" more. They're such cool words.

[LawtyLawt]

I see the sun now, both literally and figuratively. Fears which a physically incapable man molests me in such a ghastly manner have faded temporarily. Thank you for your patronage.

[BobSevenSevens]

Sir, I see you have an accumulated taste for verbal poetry, would you be kind as to shake my hands.

Why yes good sir, I shall shake your hands as I sip a small glass of only the finest cognac available.

[pecon98]

Good sir, the user known as Iban is, under normal circumstances, a quite normal gentleman. However, when provoked, he becomes a beast of all terrifying sorts, oh my.

Translation: He's ok unless he gets pissed off

I concur.

[james4115]

iban is a loving wierdo after i read stocking's topic

[!Cookie!]

Lemme massage you back!

[FadedGlory]

Iban is a GREAT MAN. He just has.. Emotional issues. But these can easily be solved when he's on shrooms in a peaceful forest. Like that one time 4 years ago when we first met, I just took a blotter and he questioned me. I introduced him to the world of magic, but it was too powerful.. It corrupted his mind! It drove him to a Plank Between One and Perdition. Fortunately, he was able to make it out alive, but at the cost of his sanity; he was no longer able to feel any positive emotion at all.

I CAUSED IBAN TO BECOME ROTTEN. IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

[aludane]

Iban is a GREAT MAN. He just has.. Emotional issues. But these can easily be solved when he's on shrooms in a peaceful forest. Like that one time 4 years ago when we first met, I just took a blotter and he questioned me. I introduced him to the world of magic, but it was too powerful.. It corrupted his mind! It drove him to a Plank Between One and Perdition. Fortunately, he was able to make it out alive, but at the cost of his sanity; he was no longer able to feel any positive emotion at all.

I CAUSED IBAN TO BECOME ROTTEN. IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

What?

[FadedGlory]

What?

Iban and I dropped acid and he lost his mind