Morph Day - Level 19

[Swholli]

I don't care how old that joke is, after five years I still think it's loving hilarious.

Yeah, guess what, 19 years of age. I'm being conceded and self-serving so everyone better appreciate my one more year closer to the dirt nap with baby Jesus.



I think level 19 in the US is, what? The ability to carry concealed alcohol in my trunk or something? Yeah, that's it I think. I can't purchase booze yet, but I can leave some in my trunk and drive around with it in there.

Bitchin'.

[Ad Bot]

[Destroyer]

Happy birthday man.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Happy birthday.
 

[TapeDeck]

ur a cigarette go awai no 1 lieks u

[Swholli]

It just shows dedication to this forum that this is my 4th birthday of five years spent here.

I really only make the birthday topics out of irony now, but who doesn't like a little unneeded self-congratulations?

I deserve your love and attention simply for coming into existence without any forethought of my own!

[uno_da_cat]

Happy Birthday yo.

[Anti-Block]

we wish you a merry birthday

we wish you a happy christmas

we wish you a plentiful harve-

okay i'm getting out of hand, happy birthing day.

[Solid]

Happy birthday brother

Next month I'll catch up to you!

[Daedalus]

fappy morfday
may many good greetings and unsullied corns come to you

[Swholli]

Now for the surplus of artificial good wishes from Facebook "friends."

Maybe I can beat last year's record of 72.

[Swholli]

Double toast they vote on SOPA today as well as there is a State of the Union Address.

Obama and congress knew today was my birthday, those sluts. Now no one will come to my sweet nineteen!

[.:FancyPants:.]

Happy Birthday!
You're one year closer to being dead!

[Nexus]

only new thing I could find for age 19 is

19 Parents lose IRS deduction, unless FT student -then age 24

not entirely sure what FT stands for

[Morpheus]

Wait, so I reached level 19?

OT- happy birthday!

[Pepsidude]

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