Author Topic: Царь-Бомба, Russia's last-resort forget-all weapon  (Read 2932 times)

This thing used to be my avatar.

Coming to a Toys 'R' Us near you
If a kid got a hold of that weapon...

If a kid got a hold of that weapon...

Family jigsaw night would never be the same again!

Either that or it would end up like...
--
Kid: Mommy, what does this do?
Mother: Jonny, where did you get that?
Kid: I just borrowed it.
(Some random fire starts near the missile)
Mother: OH NO.
Kid: Fire! Fire! Time to use wa-
(Fire collides with the missile)
--
Everyone died. The end.

Family jigsaw night would never be the same again!
oh god hahahah


FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! Mushy giant friend!


I hope everyone knows that this weapon was tested once, over 60 years ago. Russia has since dismantled or sold most of their nuclear weapons, and that only one of these bombs were ever made, the one that was tested. The thing on display in that museum is just the bomb's casing. Chances of them using this bomb are next to nothing, mainly because they don't have a great economy. Uranium and plutonium enrichment costs a loving lot.

urrrr they could make a bigger one

Don't mean to change the topic or anything, but do any of you have "omg Russia is the pwnzerz" cigarettes at your school?