now i remember! unwritten calendar transformed into a duck and was turned inside out and hung by a white hot hook as a tribute to the mustard jar master race
also where'd rookie go?
last i heard of him his foot got stuck in a hole in the woods, and he shattered his ankle before having his face torn off by a pack of angry dogs, but he lived and had to chew through his heel to get out. he didn't get very far, so i took his arm, his leg and his soul and created an even bigger monstrosity with 6 dead egos