lol I'm having a minor operation right now

[Mushroom man]

what hole
you mean your urethra?
why does urethra being to small require circumsize

Noooo.
The foreskin. They had to take it off because otherwise it would, you know, rip.

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[Black and White]

oh...ohgod why why am I still reading this

[Daedalus]

oh god it's over and my toe feels like it's missing
this is soo weiiiirrdddd :D

my friend had to have his intestines rearranged once.

holy forget

[Black and White]

you might want some ibuprofen in abou twenty minutes because there's a possibility that it's going to start burning like fire just a little bit...possibly   

[DracoSoul]

did you guys know you can break your richard?

look up "penile fracture" on wikipedia. i'd link you guys to it but it has a picture of a richard. the richard is also bruised to all hell.

[Night Fox]

yeah like B&W said take some preemptive painkillers because it's gonna hurt pretty bad later

Noooo.
The foreskin. They had to take it off because otherwise it would, you know, rip.

that's gross

did you guys know you can break your richard?
look up "penile fracture" on wikipedia. i'd link you guys to it but it has a picture of a richard. the richard is also bruised to all hell.

that's not breaking your richard technically
it's breaking the corpus cavernosum, which holds all the blood during an erection
which explains the bruising

[Club559]

did you guys know you can break your richard?

look up "penile fracture" on wikipedia. i'd link you guys to it but it has a picture of a richard. the richard is also bruised to all hell.

hote

[carolcat]

my ingrown nails tend to not need a lot of attention. i just clip the nail back a bit and cut a little bit of skin.
my mom always wants me to run some scissors under my nail though.

[DracoSoul]

that's not breaking your richard technically
it's breaking the corpus cavernosum, which holds all the blood during an erection
which explains the bruising

doesn't change the fact that i made my richard sad...

[Mushroom man]

I've never had an ingrown nail before. And I'm glad I haven't.

[DracoSoul]

my ingrown nails tend to not need a lot of attention. i just clip the nail back a bit and cut a little bit of skin.
my mom always wants me to run some scissors under my nail though.

don't do this, ever

[Night Fox]

my mom always wants me to run some scissors under my nail though.

your mom's handicapped and she doesn't know what she's talking about
it probably wont hurt (except for as in pain) but it wont do a damn thing either

[Otis Da HousKat]

I had an ingrown toenail and a nasty infection three years ago. The doctor was surprised I didn't react much to the cutting and blood flow.

[Black and White]

B&W

I like that

[carolcat]

your mom's handicapped and she doesn't know what she's talking about
it probably wont hurt (except for as in pain) but it wont do a damn thing either

she says it's supposed to pull the nail over the skin but i rarely trust her on anything