Author Topic: Let's write a Valentine Day Card!  (Read 1671 times)

Stick it in MY pooper bb
Your rock hard richard
Aww yeah


Dear guy,

I think ur very lovey mkay!

Dear *Insert love guy here*,
           I have recently noticed you and I would like you to be my valentines.
I hardly know you at all but I think we should be friends and meet up sometime.
How about *Insert Place here* meet you there at *Insert time here*
                                           Thanks,
                                           A secret admirer.
     

Dear *loveually attracted male*
I have the urge to inform you that in this society you are deemed as "hot" therefore, I must contemplate on your facial features, realizing that you yourself fellow indivisual are now wanted by another female in said area. This redical female also wants to have you on a sleeping zone in a laying down position, forcefully thrusting your genitilia in to her lower intestbrown town-cavity. Not to be mistake with star fish.
I do hope you have a jolly day.
From *dat bitch*