Author Topic: Always pay with cash? You're a terrorist - FBI  (Read 2847 times)


The average US teenager is now a terrorist!


nixie! i think! :D maybe!

Also, this sounds elaborately like a side-handed way of using more and more credit cards and checks, aka traceable methods of payment by location, date and assignment, not necessarily a discouragement of using cash.

Every day I'm getting gladder and gladder that I don't live in the US.

I'm wondering when it's gonna be illegal to own anything not covered in nerf, BECAUSE OBJECTS CAN BE USED TO HURT PEOPLE.

things like these make me feel so lucky that I don't live in the US

So, if you pay in cents you'll become the most wanted terrorist?

I pray I die in a freak accident before I experience all these controlling laws.

I would honestly not be surprised if we went to DEFCON 2 for the first time since the Cuban Missile CrCIA. The Government is way to goddamn paranoid. They seem to think that's there's millions and millions of terrorists hiding amongst the citizens.

Shut.
Down.
EVERYTHING.

What if I buy a cup of coffee while looking at NYC on my phone while it's downloading Norton mobile?

They're so contradictory, didn't they just ease up on the air travel laws.

darn, and i was wanting to go into scuba diving
and i always pay in cash because i don't have a credit card

at least i rarely look at big cities on google earth.

So, from what I can tell, theie view is that terrorists are going to use internet cafes to use Google Earth in order to plan out terrorist attacks.
And in those internet cafes, they will get thirsty and will order a coffee.
And since they don't want to be tracked, they will use coins and notes, not credit or debit cards.

And once they've drunk their evil terrorist coffee, they'll wish to become a professional scuba-diver in order to plant underwater bombs around all of America's biggest cities.