my god if this becomes popular (which it is highly probable)
I would break every bone in my body,rip my richard off and stuff it in my star fish, gouge all my eyes out, rip my brain out, chew my brain stem out, stuff out all my blood, create occult ritualistic patterns on every inch of my skin with razor blades, hang myself off a skyscraper, drown myself in the amazon river and have piranhas eat me, rip a urinal off the bathroom wall and smash myself with it, stab a inactivated chainsaw in myself, turn it on and push it down till it saws my abdomen in half, and finally decapitate meself.
Or I could possible earn the power of inmortality and teleportation and do this to the nick devs. I dunno. 1st one seems moar likely