There's a toughass little twerp bitch in my school. He constantly thinks I'm trying to intimidate him or something and I always respond by saying that although he is physically superior to me, I'm far more intelligent then him. But two of my friends (much to my math teacher's approval) beat the snot out of him. But last time I encountered him, (which was before the fight) he was talking to one of my friends (who later beat him up) and my friend was jokingly saying that he would kill the twerp bitch and I came in and said "Oh oh oh! Can I help?" and he was saying that he would beat me up and whatever and I was saying that I would probably just kick his body after my friend killed him. So he said "you'd probably just spoon my corpse" and I said "well, I'm not a homoloveual necrophiliac, so probably not" and of course, being the idiot that he is, he asked what a necrophiliac is and I said "someone who humps corpses" and he said "uhh, I'm getting claustrophobic" and he left. A dramatic misuse of the word claustrophobic. Oh god I hate him. I hope he's hurt fairly badly and got taught a lesson.