Dorkdotdan For President! Working on Campaign Video

[dorkdotdan]

"A vote for Dorkdotdan is a vote wasted!"
Who am I?
I am Dorkdotdan, Candidate for the position of President in the 2012 Blockland Forum Election!

What do you stand for?
If Elected, I will eat this bucket of worms. (Holds bucket of worms aloft)
I will immediately and permanently ban ever singe candidate running against me.
I will also permanently ban IUV, because he has no soul. (It's been proven! Look what he said about that kid who got hit by a train! He said he deserved it!)
I will "Persuade" Badspot to give me the source code of the current version of Blockland and make a spin off called Dorkland with that still has terrains so that those who oppose removing terrains have nothing to bitch about!

People who support Dan's Presidency
-Sir Dooble
-Name is Unavailable
-SirLancelot7

That's nice, but WTF do I get out of it!
If you vote for me, you'll get a Hundred Grand* AND A PUPPY!
You'll also receive one of these fine avatars:


Even More avatars soon!

What happens if I spot a nonbeliever?
Simple! I'm glad you asked, you just post this image!


I am Dorkdotdan and I approve of this thread.

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[Club559]

"A vote for Dorkdotdan is a vote wasted!"

I lost it right here

[watercore]

Will you film eating the bucket of worms?
Also, how large of a bucket are we talking about?

[dorkdotdan]

Will you film eating the bucket of worms?
Also, how large of a bucket are we talking about?

And I might film it.

[Mega-Bear]

if you win can i have a bucket of gummy worms and eat it on national television

[dorkdotdan]

if you win can i have a bucket of gummy worms and eat it on national television

Yes you can.

[dorkdotdan]

C'mon People!

[watercore]

Non-voters enjoy world peace, war, tyranny, and equality..
That means that voters do not want peace or equality, but they also don't want war or tyranny.
Which leads me to conclude all voters for you are mindless slugs.

[dorkdotdan]

FREE COOKIES

[.:FancyPants:.]

Why is Freeze so far ahead in the votes.
Screw it I'm participating in Cyber's thread instead.

[Smokesta]

dorkdotdan, your if you don't vote for dorkdotdan please post this image


How can you be for world peace and war and tyranny at the same time?

[dorkdotdan]

dorkdotdan your if you don't vote for dorkdotdan please post this image
-IRock-

How can you be for world peace and war at the same time?

Not World War. Just war. Also, Free Cookies.

[.:FancyPants:.]

My avatar now has a "fancy" looking pin.
I have too much time on my hands.

[Blockflame]

Make me an avatar that says "A vote for Dan is a happy vote".  I <3 bacon :)

[dorkdotdan]

Make me an avatar that says "A vote for Dan is a happy vote".  I <3 bacon :)

Alright.