Guys, help me.

[Coolio]

He's somewhat awake.
I got him to talk to me. I should be good.

[Ad Bot]

[Solid]

forget him

[Tetris]

He's somewhat awake.
I got him to talk to me. I should be good.

this is interesting

what did he say?

[Night Fox]

He's somewhat awake.
I got him to talk to me. I should be good.

that's good, now you can ask for consent
this way it wont be completely illegal

[Coolio]

He asked me "What?" and I told him that I've been trying to wake him up. He said "Oh." and shut his eyes again.

[Coolio]

Now I guess I have to keep trying. I slugged him in the shoulder a few times. Nothing.

[Tetris]

He asked me "What?" and I told him that I've been trying to wake him up. He said "Oh." and shut his eyes again.

okay yeah. he's not awake.

his brain is pretty much still sleeping

Now I guess I have to keep trying. I slugged him in the shoulder a few times. Nothing.

careful, when people are on the fringe of being asleep/awake, they can get destructive and/or hostile

[Night Fox]

He asked me "What?" and I told him that I've been trying to wake him up. He said "Oh." and shut his eyes again.

tell him you're going to forget him, that will probably make him wake up completely

[Coolio]

Goddamn it.
Should I just leave him?

[Tetris]

Goddamn it.
Should I just leave him?

pour freezing water on his head and post results here

[Becquerel]

Goddamn it.
Should I just leave him?

We arent doctors No keep performing cpr on his richard.

[Coolio]

Whatever. As long as he's okay, I'll just leave him.

[Count]

Submerge his arm into warm water and record his reaction when he realizes he pissed himself. 

[Tetris]

do you happen to be opposite genders with this person

[Becquerel]

do you happen to be opposite genders with this person