Tell me a joke.

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I'm in the mood of laughing. Tell me a joke. NOW.

Why did the tornado cross the road?


Why did the tornado cross the road?
DON'T SYA SYAAYAY
To get to the other side?




Stephen Hawking walks into a bar
forget I feel like an ass


Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Ha, see it's funny because he doesn't drink!



What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.

I'll tell you some poems
roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me 1 hour

roses are red
potatoes are green
bitch show me your tits
okay i am uber awesome poet

roses are yay
violets are gay
i want to stick my snake in your holy place
yeah bitch let's go to space

i'm pro at this