fight the royal jelly 5 million times so you can get half the money you need for an actually useful item
You're not THIS deep.
Run out of energy before getting to play long.
Yeah you never had one bit of energy you never were a knight
oh who are you kidding, a friend gave you 400 of it so you can ESPLOAR freely
use your high tech helmet and steam chat with someone
You do have a communicator with that thing, but the forget is a "steamchat"?
advance to your right and see if stuff happens

"HELLO YOU KILL FRIE -BZZZT- PARE TO -BZZT-"
uh