I have the best birthday ever.

[Clone v.117]

Nearly 16 years later i realized that i was born on April 27th (i knew that part already coz im good at stuffe) which is the 117th day of the year. Fate has brought me into this world for it is my destiny to become master chief when i am older.

Be glad commoners, one day you will be able to say you spoke with Master Chief and you have to be nice to me now because I SAVED YOUR FUTURE LIVES.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

is your name john?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

No, I do.

May the 4th be with you nigas

[Mardalf]

I must admit that is freaking A

[Clone v.117]

is your name john?

My middle name is john...




loving DESTINY

[xxxxkill]

April Thirteenth
I'm apparently destined to be a serial killer.

[kevin 51l]

118 on a leap year

you can't be master chief this year, 2016, 2020, 2024, etc. sadly

[carolcat]

but you're a clone
so you were the clone of day 117?

[Clone v.117]

118 on a leap year

you can't be master chief this year, 2016, 2020, 2024, etc. sadly

So every 4 years i am weakened to the point of an ordinary human, one of these days will be my demise!

but you're a clone
so you were the clone of day 117?

The 117th clone created on the 117th day with 117 brain smarts and the middle name John.
It begins, BRB gonna go train to kill aliens. In fact to prove i was destined to end the war with aliens, a war called a ceasefire on the day of my birth.

[Ector]

July 18.
I'm both a horrible disease and a genus of crab! woohooo

[._maxwell23461_.]

No 28th of November is best date!
It's like.
Uh.
The 28th day of November!
And my birthday.