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e-maxx · May 27, 2012, 07:09:11 PM

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Item #: SCP-3-J

Object Class: 10

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a pizza-lined containment chamber located in fort knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 lovings armed with cheap sunglasses.

In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins loving its feet, shiz is to run SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force star fish-7 (''research'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-3-J is a huge tiger. Like most members of its species, it is able to forget people, and regularly eats twice its own weight in pizza each day.

SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with houses, which causes it to turn into snow. Whenever this happens, all jobs within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to die uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to me. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in woop woop where the rednecks were using it in order to take over the moon. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force star fish-7 (''research'') was able to recover the object with only 10000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 3-1

Dr. weinershintizl : Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr weinershintizl , and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to poop. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr stuff?

Dr. stuff: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. weinershintizl : Excellent! I am now introducing the poop to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. stuff: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

weinershintizl : Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN head! IT'S GOT MEIN head! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█