"Two Muslims enter a bar. They decide to order some whiskey, the bartender then serves them the beverages. After a good night of fun and amusement, everyone beats up he black guy by the door."
"There's an African American, a cop, another cop, and that guy from Pearl Harbor. The guy from pearl harbor had recently bought some new shoes, the African American disapproved as they were Reeboks. They had a small argument about them until some policemen showed up to quell the argument, stating that it doesn't matter what brand of shoe it may be as long as they are comfortable to wear and cool looking. Everyone laughed and had a good time, then they beat up the wife.