Author Topic: It's official. Sega is a slut.  (Read 4175 times)

Stop arguing about horses you saucepan.

pure breds can run way faster

pure breds can run way faster
But they are more susceptible to disease.

pure breds can run way faster

Was sonic a pure bred hedgehog?


Then he is less susceptible to disease and more susceptible to genetic defects. What a double edged sword

Then he is less susceptible to disease and more susceptible to genetic defects. What a double edged sword
That explains why he only has one eye and two pupils. He must also wear shoes to cover up some sort of horrible mutation on his feet.

I thought the Progressive commercial was neat..
this
when sonic was first made, he was super famous and was in tons of commercials.



That explains why he only has one eye and two pupils. He must also wear shoes to cover up some sort of horrible mutation on his feet.
The feet mutation must explain his speed, so like LoserHero said, a double-edged sword.

You're a loving friend if you can't enjoy Sonic.
then im not human and am a huge friend

I thought the Progressive commercial was neat..
I agree. I love when I see video game characters on television.

You're a loving friend if you can't enjoy Sonic.
He's a friend 24/7 br0

This commercial came out around the same time as Generations, if I remember right. I wouldn't call it selling out, more of just a way to raise awareness about Generations. What better way to put Sonic back in the spotlight than to have an actual commercial for the game and a cameo in a different commercial?