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pecon98:
You know you're from blockland when you automatically begin typing forum.blockland.us into the address bar when you open any webbrowser.

Hell, it happens to me a lot.

Chrono:
you believe babies (ones that are old enough to walk) are the size of an average adult human's foot

you try to crouch, walk backwards, and sit all at the same time in order to have loveual intercourse

you grab a printer and point it at a piece of paper, and wonder why the gui for the prints isn't appearing

you fall from a near-death height and wonder why you can't run around like you normally can, and why a pill isn't instantly fixing it

you get trapped and try to find a way to kill yourself (it would be pretty hard!), in hopes of respawning

you try to spray paint the water to change it's color, but then remember that you have to turn raycasting on first

you fill up your bedroom with as many lights as possible to avoid shadows, and hang anti-kompressor posters

you destroy your bedroom and would rather live in a lego house on a flat land, admiring the many shadows they cast

you drive a jeep into a pile of boxes, have your friend take a picture (because you're not an admin), and post it on the internet saying "The future of Blockland"

you kill children that like roblox

you start jumping on a pine tree expecting to get to the store faster

you pound at every button hoping for some cool events to happen

Bushido:
hold on, i've got more:

you hold everything in only one hand explicitly. in case you need to physically move it, you either try to extend your arm an extra 3 feet or you move ONLY your wrist

when you try to sheath any form of weapon, you attach it to your back and promptly forget about it. for some reason, when you reach for it again, it has mysteriously migrated to the floor

you connect no negative connotations to convict's uniforms. they're just decals to you

you associate the term 'train' with 'weapon of mass destruction'
similarly, you assume trains are innately indestructible and there's some sort of pit somewhere that people throw the ones they don't want anymore in hopes of them never hurting anyone ever again

you hear shooting and immediately jump into the fray... waving your fist up and down

if someone is standing in the way, you repeatedly wave your arms

if they continue to stand in the way, you threaten to get them banned

if they CONTINUE to stand in the way, you find the nearest figure of authority and begin to mindlessly insult both parties

you assume that the biggest difference between a horse and a cow is how many bullets they can absorb

when in a hurry, you try to jump repeatedly down very slight slopes in hopes of hitting mach 1

Greek2me:

--- Quote from: pecon98 on March 14, 2012, 12:26:25 AM ---You know you're from blockland when you automatically begin typing forum.blockland.us into the address bar when you open any webbrowser.

Hell, it happens to me a lot.

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I almost did it during a school presentation. Thankfully I caught myself haha.

--- Quote from: Chrono on March 14, 2012, 12:29:05 AM ---you try to crouch, walk backwards, and sit all at the same time in order to have loveual intercourse

you fill up your bedroom with as many lights as possible to avoid shadows, and hang anti-kompressor posters

you kill children that like roblox

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That's great

Chrono:
oh no bushido stole one of mine!!!

--- Quote from: Chrono on March 14, 2012, 12:29:05 AM ---you start jumping on a pine tree expecting to get to the store faster

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--- Quote from: Bushido on March 14, 2012, 12:29:38 AM ---when in a hurry, you try to jump repeatedly down very slight slopes in hopes of hitting mach 1

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