Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 71815 times)

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I HAVEN'T PLAYED SAINTS ROW THE THIRD YET KKSJHDSHBDJHS.

Dual-wield is cheap

Knock a sword from his hand quickly

I HAVEN'T PLAYED SAINTS ROW THE THIRD YET KKSJHDSHBDJHS.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Dual-wield is cheap

Knock a sword from his hand quickly
Oh wait before I forget:
COMBAT MUSIC!

*12 + 7 = 19*
After he rises up you quickly run up to him and kick a swordoff his hand, sending it flying across the head of a particularly savage wolf. The crowd grows much more savage.

*15*
After landing, the other combatant quickly stabs you with a rapier, leaving a nasty gash, however shallow it might be. You jump back nimbly before the second stab can lay much more damage across your belly.

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On a platform, the man who owns the arena bids his servant to come to him.
"Open the Gates that releases the lions. This bores me severely."
"But si-"
The pudgy faced, and obviously gluttonous man lays a hard slap across the servants face.
"OPEN THE GATES!" Says the fat man, with a panting breath
"Yes sir..."

...forget everything.

that bitch with the rapier better help me now.


God this is so boring


...forget everything.

that bitch with the rapier better help me now.
"HAHAHAH! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. forget ye! I'm gonna let ye do tha killin'. Like how you stabbed me in tha back while I was fightin' them off. I cannae' help ye, ye bastard. However, you best be expecting a knife.

God this is so boring
In the much more shallow spot of Vegetari's inferno, There is a surge of 10 Ghoulish figures charging up at the party.
"Well, this livens up things." Says Jell who is finally roostering the cursed rifle.
Roll for Ophidyus, Kolkoli, and yourself.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2012, 07:42:14 AM by LawtyLawt »

* Port skips stones on the water

Well you can since you are literally in the hell of veges mind.


wait when did this happen

* Port walks around in circles on the mysterious floating platform

That man is gay.

I shall now fight lion.


* Port equips items at random, throws them onto the floor and picks them up.