Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I take a swig of my health potion and forget his stuff up.

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[LawtyLawt]

I take a swig of my health potion and forget his stuff up.

Tat's the spirit.
*19*
You feel around your satchel, and you grab a potion of healing restoring you partially (10 + 8 = 18). "HEY YOU, YES YOU!" The polearm man looks at you disdainfully. Tough wearing a mask, the orc seemed to look at you in thanks. He sits on the hard concrete, and e inspects the damage on his body. You dash at the man, and you slide, avoiding the reach of his polearm. you get behind him, and you kick his leg, thus making him forcefully kneel. After which you kick is face, and e flies back, scraping against the hard concrete. Rodriguez breaks out in full laughter now. "WATCH THIS CLOSELY, RODRIGUEZ!" you say as you pounce on the polearm man. the man blocks your sword with is polearm, however, you break it using your strength. It infiltrates is throat, and he vomits blood. You then cut his head off, and throw it onto the ground. "Wonderful, wonderful, yes indeed this fight shall be enjoyable!". You quickly pick up your friend, and lay him down the corner. "Th-thanks..."
"I should thank you, friend, you gave me the strength to persevere, and muscle my way through. If you excuse me I have matters to arrange."
"What is it?"
"That man..."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Charge full-tilt at Rodriguez, occasionally side-stepping to avoid gunshots.

*16*

[LawtyLawt]

Charge full-tilt at Rodriguez, occasionally side-stepping to avoid gunshots.

*20*
You then break out in full sprint charging at Rodriguez. As soon as Rodriguez snaps his fingers, the shady figures then snap into action, throwing bombs, Greek fire, acid, and shooting you with a wide plethora of guns. They eventually run out of ammo, as you are an agile man, and you manage to cut off all the heads of the shady figures. You survive that encounter with no damage whatsoever, and your spirit gets more and more fiery as you approach him. Rodriguez, though he's about to get clocked in the face by a surprisingly fast paladin, looks cool. He whips out his pistol you slide underneath it, and his face twisted, as if he wasn't expecting that. The paladin then performs an uppercut that made Rodriguez rise above the ground, 10 inches. He is now angry. He stands up, barely able to maintain his weight. He then snaps his fingers again, only this time much louder, after which he runs away, rides his horse, and full speeds towards the exit of the town. "We shall meet again, foolhardy paladin, next time, I shall be more prepared!". You are about to celebrate, however...

However, as he left, a monk, appears to defend Rodriguez' escape.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm using my 16 to kick his ass.

[LawtyLawt]

I'm using my 16 to kick his ass.

The paladin quickly attacks this monk. The monk then clasps the sword of the paladin. However the paladin kicked the monk's face, and there was a stalemate.
30 - 2 = 28

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Sheath my sword.

Time for unarmed ninja combat.

[LawtyLawt]

Sheath my sword.

Time for unarmed ninja combat.

*17*
The paladin then sheaths his sword, and makes a stance, that he is ready for battle "Let's do this baldy" you say making a gesture with your hands to indicate that he should come. Immediately you block his first palm gesture, and you release a right hook. He is hit, and he slides back due to the force.
28 - 5 = 3

*15*
He then counterattacks this by charging, breaking your guard, and kicking your abdomen, hard.
18 - 4 = 14

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Continue ninja combat.

16 again.

[LawtyLawt]

Continue ninja combat.

16 again.

After being kicked in the abdomen, you kick his foot, and you punch him 4 times in the face. He managed to block the last 2, and he slides backwards yet again
23 - 4 = 19

*20*
The monk then counterattacks fully by sprinting towards you, stopping mid run to allow him to slide. After doing so, he jumps and performs a rolling drop kick, making you tumble backward to a set of pans.
14 - 6 = 8

I think you should heal yourself.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Heal mineself.

Mock lunge, side flip and jump kick.

[LawtyLawt]

Heal mineself.

Mock lunge, side flip and jump kick.

*19*
You heal yourself (8 + 6 = 14). "Not bad, for a paladin, most people should be dead by now, however you are special." I enjoy this. The monk then does a sacrifice life for more accurate hits (19 - 9 = 10, +2 in rolls.)

You then lunge up at him, he makes a knowing expression, but he gets surprised when the paladin uses the wall beside him to perform a side flip and a Jump drop kick.

*8 + 2 = 10*
The monk whom you are now stepping on, punches both your feet, tus tharting you off.


The paladin is thwarted off, and you now have him, at the same level as you. You discover a new thing, almost by incident. You know how to beat him now (Roll 12 or higher).

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Beat him with new knowledge.

forget YEAH 19

[LawtyLawt]

Beat him with new knowledge.

forget YEAH 19

You instinctively attempt to raise one leg, similar to a crane, and you throb both your hands back and forth. By this display, the monk is infuriated, and he performs his deadliest attack: The cobra stab.

He spins around, drags his feet across the floor, stand on one foot and extend one arm. He then slides superfluously well on the floor. He aims for your chest, however you catch the cobra stab with one arm and cancel all it's momentum by twisting the monks arm off. You use the cobra like position, and hit both his shoulders (The shoulder remained.), after doing so you strike his left nipple hard, and you literally twist his right nipple off. You then flatten your palm, and put all the weight in your body in said palm. You feel as the palm lands, is rims crackle, his spinal cord shuts down, his lungs die and his heart explodes. All of this becomes much more evident to you as he vomits a lot of blood onto your clothes.

You learned: 5 point palm exploding heart technique!
Well it's officially 1:00 AM, G'night.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Ninja bow.

forget YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME.