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[LawtyLawt]

It would best serve you not to threaten me.

"O...Ook-k ma-man. I'm just hungry, y'know?"

With that, he continues to cook the planeswalker. The fragrant scent of fish diffuses itself in the air. attracting more, and more, inquisitive party members to inspect where the spiraling fresh scent of fish is coming from. They all assumed that Jell had fish meat with him all along.

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

Except me >:c

[LawtyLawt]

Except me >:c

"Shhhhh Shhhh, quiet now. We can't have them knowing about the fishies."

Your other companions don't hear this silent exchange, and they begin to ask for some. "It'll take another 5 minuted to cook." Says Jell in a proud tone, almost as if he is proud of this food he is cooking. He then whips out an empty liquor bottle, filled with blue fluids. This looks almost similar to the blood you saw earlier. He then pours it on his "masterpiesce" and says: "This is my special sauce, it tastes gooooooood."

Oh no.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

IT'S HIS BLUE SPERM

Give him an angry glare. Which doesn't really work since I'm constantly wearing this hood.

So I dunno just look like I'm glaring.

[LawtyLawt]

IT'S HIS BLUE SPERM

Give him an angry glare. Which doesn't really work since I'm constantly wearing this hood.

So I dunno just look like I'm glaring.

Despite you wearing a hood and the highlander's glory, you still manage to intimidate him by directly staring at him. Jell notices this, and behind the face of an unimaginably ugly creature, lies an angry, disappointed man. This gives him shivers that run through his spine like cold water. However, he still continues, as he is very, very hungry. The message is clearly indicated to him, however he ignores your glare (Rather ineffectively) and continues to pour the blue liquid on the stone slab. The air was freshened by the aroma of the most tasty meals in a banquet. the smell wasn't only limited to the smell of tasty sea foods, rather, it displays the smell of an entire banquet table of an obese lord.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

kick his bitch ass

okay screw it

go climb a tree or something and meditate like a baws

[LawtyLawt]

kick his bitch ass

okay screw it

go climb a tree or something and meditate like a baws

You decide the best course of action is to go outside, and pray for him. You meditate under the cold shade of a eucalyptus tree not far from the cave. You begin to meditate. Suddenly you open your eyes, and you realize you are in an entirely different location, in an entirely different point of time. There you see him: An assassin, with cloth armor, studded with all sorts of hard looking metals. The insignia he displays on his left arm is that of an organization you have never heard of before. It is in a shape of a sword, piercing a crow.

"I come here in your dreams not to kill you, but rather make a proposition with you. Tell me would you serve the lord through other means than that of straightforward combat? Because as I observed, you are always beaten down quite easily..."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Rise, giving him a strange look, which doesn't matter, because he's a tree because he's wearing a hood.

[LawtyLawt]

Rise, giving him a strange look, which doesn't matter, because he's a tree because he's wearing a hood.

" I know what you are thinking: 'Who is this strange man, and where is the tree that I was meditating under? Why are we in an open field? And why is the sky flashing in bright white?'. Well let me tell you why: This specific dream is under my control. I have the ability to end your life as I please, however, I come here not to kill you, but rather recruit you."

You realize that the man is now behind you. walking to your side. He then gives you a Sword. With the symbol earlier, only this time labeled "Order of The Red".

"Do you accept?"

[Mr. Jelly]

What the hell Lawty

like what the actual hell

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I must know what you are attempting to get me to do first."

[LawtyLawt]

What the hell Lawty

like what the actual hell

I utilize my innate ability to disturb people, at any time I can. Also I needed an excuse for Vegetarian to go to the magical dream land.

"I must know what you are attempting to get me to do first."

"There is one corrupt priest in the next town you are going to. His name is Antoese, and he steals from the poor. The collection in goes in his pocket. However our assassination team cannot approach him, for he is guarded by many a paladin. DO you this you can do what we have failed on? If you are, then take the blue envelope located next to you when you wake up. It will give you all the information and gear you need to use. Oh, and if you haven't noticed already, you are, in a term, a fallen paladin. The mere fact that you learned the 5 point palm exploding heart technique gives you away."

Class change: Fallen Paladin

Suddenly, the surrounding white light fluctuates and blooms to the point where you can't see. And your reawaken under the cloudy night, under the shade of the cool eucalyptus tree. You wake up, and you hear Jell, triumphantly announcing that dinner is ready.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Uh... should I do this?

I don't know... forget.

Take the letter, pocket it, don't read it quite yet.

[LawtyLawt]

Uh... should I do this?

I don't know... forget.

Take the letter, pocket it, don't read it quite yet.

However disheartened you might be, losing all your Holy powers, you pocket the blue envelope, and enter the cave. You tell no one of this incident, however absurd that notion might seem.

Someone should make a novel transcript of this.

[Mr. Jelly]

Can he still heals