Inflammation of the Lancelot?
No, it's a serious mental condition that involves removal of higher update functions and certain thought processes. It also reduces the ability to remember a thread, leaving it alone for months at a time. Symptoms include inability to update your adventure, reduced ability to remember your adventure, difficulty posting, lack of focus and attention, and a sudden sense of loneliness. For treatment, contact your administrator for Update-it-all.
Side effects may include: Explosive diarehea, explosive feces, nausea, migranes, bans, arrest for using illegal drugs, HIV, AIDS, cancer, increased cancer growth rate, and death. Contact your doctor to see if Update-it-all is right for you.