>Aquire Bacon becomes a new in-joke
So do you want to do something productive or are you just going to be a bunch of asssoles
anyways ask the guy if you should do anything
"Well, uh, I don't really know, but we could always use an extra set of hands around here"
"I could help, I guess."
Go out there and kill them with your BEAR HANDS
"Hey, uh, could you give me that back? That was a present for my 12th birthday"