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It all started with fine sir, named Lil D; in search of his loveuality. He found out that he was infact a homoloveual. He had wierd special interestes, and nobody accpeted him. he, for instance, was fond of riding dogs in exchange for payment. His only fear about this was how his great idol, Gabe Newel, would judge him for this. One day, he decided he'd head out and face the door. But the door knob was missing. He couldn't open the door, and went to look for his keys. he looked in his bedroom, only to find 2 lesbians robbing his television! He promptly took out his gun and shot the trespasser, killing theim both. He noticed they had a jar with theim. He opened it, and found it filled with the girl's bodily fluids. Seeing as how he liked wierd special interestes, he promply began to make love with the jar. He went and took his jellyfish in a bowl for a walk to the vet, only to be rudely interrupted by a homoloveual man, in an alley. He threw the bowl to the ground and proceeded to rape Lil D. he didn't really mind, as he was homoloveual himself. He tried to run in fear though, as the man might of wanted to hurt him. He noticed he defecatated on the ground while unconscious during the rape. he ran, but tripped over a rock once he woke again. The rock turned out to be a plastic explosive, laid by the rapist so he wouln't live to tell the police. he walks on with a minor scratch due to the explosive misfiring, and the charg blowing off sideways mostly. He wanders along the street, sad because of the loss of his jellyfish. he sees a kid with a tee saying 'AXCBD1'. He is rather puzzled by it. he recalls his childhood, and recognizes it from sesame street. Another homoloveual walks up to him, this time a Russian communist. He asks Lil D if he wants to touch his arms. he might be a fan of wierd special interestes, but he doesn't want this. Upon saying that, the Russian promplty takes out a machine gun. And Lil D ran. And ran. Until he reched the forest. He hid there. Days. Weeks. Months. For fear of his life. His gay desires came up again, and the only loveual partners he saw was a bunch of deers. So he proceeded to rape the deers. His snake got an inflamation from this, so he had to go back to the civilised world for medical treatment. After the doctor has examinated and fixed him, he relaises the dooctor is aroused, and, in fact, also a homoloveual. He promply stook his snake inside the doctor's rectum. He notices there are several empty tuna jars on some shelves in the examination room. He takes one, and uses it as a love toy. One bit shatters off, injuring him in the snake.
