Scariest moment in your life?

[SWAT One]

Are you incapable of reading?

Sorry I offended you, your excelency.

Never heard of Bruce Peninsula before in my life.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

I can't really think of one but i lit both my hands on fire once and i guess that was pretty scary.

[SWAT One]

I can't really think of one but i lit both my hands on fire once and i guess that was pretty scary.

wtf why?

[tkepahama]

Took a baseball bat (titanium baseball bat) to the head once when my cousins and a friend were playing a bit of baseball at the park, broke nose, broken eyes, broken mouth, broked face, and a brkoden brina, Is teher sumtiehng worng whti em???

[Clone v.117]

wtf why?

When i was a littlin i decided it would be a good idea to make a rocket ship with empty beer bottles and paint thinner.

[KoopaScooper]

Never heard of Bruce Peninsula before in my life.

Between Georgian Bay and Lake Huron
it's in canada so you've probably never heard of it

[steve5451]

I once choked very badly and thought I was really going to die, but my uncle saved my life with abdominal thrusts. I was terrified.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot when I was 5 or so I choked on one of these


after I lost consciousness my grandma walked in and saved my life.

Haven't had one since. Every Halloween I look into my bag only to be reminded of how close I was of dying.

[Clone v.117]

I once choked very badly and thought I was really going to die, but my uncle saved my life with abdominal thrusts. I was terrified.

In year 7 I was on a school excursion and had a salami sammich c: but i started choking on a peace of salami and i cough making crazy sounds and grabbing my teacher and pointing at my throat and putting my hands around to tell her i was choking for atleast 30 seconds and the whole time she was like "what is it?" and "can i help you?" until i gave up on her being a total loving dumbass and managed to shove my hand down my throat and pullitout/throw it up.
"omg are you ok??" "forget you"

[stikfas3]

I got two,
1. I was leaning back during dinner and fell through a window, luckily wasn't hurt but it scared the stuff our of me

2. I was chased by two pitbulls, thank GOD I got away, though I was screaming :I

[steve5451]

I'd say that the scariest moment in my life concerning my own personal safety was when I was riding a dirtbike I knew I shouldn't have. I was putting around in my backyard after making a few adjustments it hit full throttle. The jerk caused me to pop the clutch and I flew forward with my stomach on the seat holding onto the handlebars like superman. It hit a little rock and I flew forward infront of it and hit a tree. Thank god it was actually 4 trees growing off the same base because I flew in between them but the dirtbike hit one of the four trees and lost consciousness.
Thank god my uncle convinced me to wear a helmet or I probably would have broken my skull open or something.
for a 80cc that thing was loving fast holy crap.

[Supreme Guy]

when bronies

[naturemon]

In year 7 I was on a school excursion and had a salami sammich c: but i started choking on a peace of salami and i cough making crazy sounds and grabbing my teacher and pointing at my throat and putting my hands around to tell her i was choking for atleast 30 seconds and the whole time she was like "what is it?" and "can i help you?" until i gave up on her being a total loving dumbass and managed to shove my hand down my throat and pullitout/throw it up.
"omg are you ok??" "forget you"

Don't blame her, she thought you challenged her to a game of charades. 

My scariest moment would probably have to be when I almost fell backwards in my chair (decided to back away from a friend that way, got to where I would've fallen and somehow managed to regain balance, I was shocked that it happen and even more shocked that I didn't fall.)

[Lil D]

Wow, just ALMOST falling back in your chair?  No disrespect, but if THATS the scariest moment in your life, you need to get out more.

A 4-wheeler almost flipper over on top ov me going down a hill and i was on my back.  A tree brach stopped it though.

[Kumquat]

The first time I got insulted on the internet, so scary, such a rush.

[Lil D]

More importantly how do you take a piece of glass to the richard and Caleb ends up gashing his thumb open, while you were jacking off in the woods with a Caleb?

Let me explain it to you in the first person context as spoken from the origional author..

"Once upon a time I was with my friends in the woods.  Only two friends were with me.  Matt was jacking off, and Caleb found a beer bottle.  I was standing there and Caleb threw the bottle at a tree.  The bottle busted and a shard of glass hit Matt in the richard, cut Caleb's thumb, and cut my knee."

Simple enough.