starfish at my school.

[Jeep]

It gives the culprit HIV and herpes simaultaneously

And everyone around him. So when the news breaks "Outbreak of Herpes in local School", kids get to explain how they got them to their parents. "THE LAPTOP WAS FILLED WITH HERPES, I SWEAR"

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[Alyx Vance]

@ my school everyone gets there own Mac laptop... and can bring it home but have to return it over summer... but get it back the next year

Ontopic

happens here all te time still

Same cept we have Dell laptops.
Also these are police traceable.






That guys a dumbass... Why risk jail for a mac?

[Saiytex]

Rip both batteries out, both internal and external.

Then what? once it has a power source it's traceable... it doesnt require a internet connection to work thus either have a useless laptop or don't have one at all... srelling it the only real solution buuuuut I don't think that would end well.

[Boomerangdog]

Why didn't he just scrape off everything school related and just say it was his laptop?

Our computer have little sticky notes, and permanent ink on the bottom of the laptop that says it is school property.

[Kalphiter]

Then what? once it has a power source it's traceable... it doesnt require a internet connection to work thus either have a useless laptop or don't have one at all... srelling it the only real solution buuuuut I don't think that would end well.

You can buy unlimited time to figure out which device does the tracking.