Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[pants1]

No one thinks I'm a bad person?

I cried. Litterally.

Don't do that...

K, now give me the link to his post saying goodbye for you :P

EDIT:

I just got this...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: you fail

Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

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[Dropshock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo.
Stranger: i'm goona forget your ass
You: Hot.
Stranger: yes
You: ill bring the lube
Stranger: why?
Stranger: just stuff a bit on my carrot
You: Oh. Good point.
Stranger: stuff has natural lubes in it
Stranger: unless your constipated
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe
Stranger: you're not sure?
You: i dunno
Stranger: maybe you should go see a doctor or something
You: Know of any good ones?
Stranger: i eat taco bell 4 times a week... i'm quite regular
You: Taco bell is stuff
You: they're meat is a grade down from dog meat
You: its absolutly disgusting
Stranger: this african,lawyer and democrat walk into a bar...
You: Haha
You: go on
Stranger: they're all the same person
You: :P
You: so um
You: im going to go see a doctor now
Stranger: no, i voted mccain
You: bye
You: oh, and you just lost the game.
You have disconnected.

I win.

[Dropshock]

Double toast.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pick a number between 1 and 10
You: 5?
Stranger: wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha.
edit:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STRANGER AAHHH
You: HELP ME
Stranger: ROW ROW
You: FIGHT THE POWAH
Stranger: HAI ANON
You: SUP
Stranger: FINE
You: Bah. Stupid btards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow he thought i was from 4chan

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: insert ascii spam here
You: Yo.
You: Argh loving btards
Stranger: insert ascii spam here
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: monday
Stranger: monday
Stranger: /b/LACK UP
Stranger: insert ascii spam here
You: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
You: GET OUT
You: NOW
Stranger: NO
Stranger: cigarette
Stranger: newcigarettes can't 7
You: Haha
You: 7? what?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: newcigarette
You: Im not a loving /b/tard you dumbass
Stranger: peanut butter
You: yum
Stranger: omg
Stranger: newcigarette
Stranger: typical newcigarette
You: what the hell part of "You: Im not a loving /b/tard you dumbass" do you not understand?
Stranger: i didn't say that
Stranger: newcigarette
You: Bah.
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
You: wot
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
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Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
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You: 8
You: 8
Stranger: 7
You: 88
Stranger: 7
You: 8
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Stranger: 7
You: 8
Stranger: 7
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You: 8
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You: 88
You: 8
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Stranger: 7
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Stranger: 7
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Stranger: 77
Stranger: 7
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
You: wot
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: monday
Stranger: monday
You: get out.
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: monday
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
Stranger: THE BEST
You: forgetign btards holy stuff
Stranger: insert "the best spam here"
You: hahahaha wow
Stranger: insert "the best" spam here
You: what the forget is wrong with you
You: Just go back to your hole in /b/
You: Go here: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=64792.0
Stranger: insert "THE BEST" spam here
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=64792.0
You: Go.
You: Now.
Connection imploded.

argh loving btards

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello?
You: Are you sure you would liek to leave?
You: Yes/No
Stranger: No
You: Ok.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha

[pants1]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from stranger?

You: Zoey?

You: ZOEY?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pants1]

Double toast.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hrllo

Stranger: iam fench boy

You: how old

Stranger: 15

You: cool

Stranger: i learn english at school too

You: im already english

Stranger: lol

Stranger: a oki

You: is learning english hard?

Stranger: o yes

Stranger: a little bit

Stranger: lol

You: Yeah, it must be

Stranger: lol

You: ive never felt learning english, but ive seen some of the tests

You: and it looks hard

Stranger: lol yes sometimes its difficult

Stranger: for me

You: but you'll learn

You: once you learn, its easy

You: becuase its awesome to have two languages

Stranger: yes i know

Stranger: !

You: i wish i knew two languages

You: oh well

You have disconnected.

[Aurion]

Seriously, what the loving stuff forget.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: wassup
Stranger: from?
You: not much
You: ohio
You: you
You: ?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: brazil
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You have disconnected.

Also, this was fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: JOHNNY?!?!
You: YES
You: :O
Stranger: brother WHERE THE forget IS MY MONEY!
You: I LEFT IT BEHIND THE DUMPSTER
You: LIKE I TOLD YOU
Stranger: BULLloving stuff
You: It's not there??
You: :o
Stranger: Dont try to pull a fast one on me sir
You: Holy forget someone must've found it
Stranger: I will rip your loving balls off
Stranger: and feed it to my dogs
You: i was almost certain that nobody would find it there D:
Stranger: i want MY loving MONEY!
You: Alright, alright
You: Hmmm
You: Let me think
Stranger: I AINT
Stranger: PLAYIN!
You: Hmm
You: OH
You: I have a friend
You: who works at the bank
You: thing is
You: He's not exactly loyal to the place
You: And he knows how to get into the vault
Stranger: ILL CUT OFF YOUR EYELIDS AND FEED YOU NOTHING BUT SLEEPING PILLS IF YOU DONT HAVE MY loving MONEY!!
You: Go to the bank on the corner of 3rd and Lexington
You: Ask for Francisco
You: He'll hook you up
Stranger: forget that...your going to knock on my loving door
Stranger: and HAND IT to me
You: Fine, fine
You: Ill go get it myself
You: and bring it to you
Stranger: You BETTER...im loving watching you johnny!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh loving lol.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you going to leave me too?
You: depends
You: why would i
You: ?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: everyone leaves when i say im male
You have disconnected.

[Azerath]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: whats upp
You: Pick a number between 1-10.
Stranger: 5
You: Damnit how did you know?
You: Now I own you a loveual favor.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ladios]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Meow
You: i cant use my left hand to type right now
You: this is kinda hard
Stranger: Why?
You: second degree burns on all my fingures
You: tis not fun
Stranger: How did that happen?!?
You: lawnmower engine
You: now i cant play videogames, which sucks
Stranger: What? Did it burst into flames or somehog.
You: what should i do to pass the time
You: nah, the engine stalled so iwent to reprime it
You: and some door-to-door sailsman rn up to me
You: i was lie "wtf"
You: and missed the prime button
Stranger: You could play games with me.
You: it hurt
You: like?
Stranger: Would you rather? Game
You: k
You: youfirst
Stranger: Would you rather jump in a pool with a shark or give a hobo a massage.
You: massage
Stranger: K you next
You: would you rather fal out of a tree face first or lay in bed only to find the matress had been hallowed out and replaced with glass
You: broken glass*
Stranger: Hmm... The tree because you never said how big it was.
You: :/
Stranger: Would you rather jump up and down for six hours or run for six hours
You: run
You: im good at that
Stranger: Cool
You: would you rather tumble down a 40 foot hill covered in cacti or fall into someguys backyard where he had a vicious attack dog waiting for you
Stranger: Tumble down he hill. I am deathly afraid of dogs.
You: ah
You: k
You: next?
Stranger: Would you rather meet the president or go into space.
You: hmmm
You: president
You: i could have a fun conversation, maybe have some queestions answered
You: whatnot
Stranger: Ok
You: k, would you rather accidentally a whole coke or was phone?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What would you rather do?

[pixl]

iPods are a bitch at this

[TapeDeck]

iPods are a bitch at this

Yarly. By the time you type something they say something else. Also what the send button does is annoying.

[pixl]

Yarly. By the time you type something they say something else. Also what the send button does is annoying.

this should be an iPod app, I would get.

[Ladios]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: _   _
You: 0   0
You:    3
You: i kees j00
You: feel das love
You: FEEL IT BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: um
Stranger: hi!
You: yay
Stranger: yay?
You: i was worried you'd run away after seeing my horrible name
You: like all the rest
You: :'(
Stranger: stranger is a very pretty name
You: no its not!
Stranger: i know a stranger, he gives me free candy
You: its hideous!
You: im a disgrace to humanity!
Stranger: yeah, i wont deny that
You: forget this, ill go jump into the powe station
Stranger: take pics
You: hang myself in the transformers and what not..
You: no wait
You: TJHEYRE loving ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
You: OSHTOSHT
You: I JUST RELEASED THE DECIPTICONS
You: THEY ARE GONNA FEED THE EARTH TO GALACTICUS
You: SILVERSURFER SAVE US!!!
You: and our heros survived another day
You: and learned a good lesson about friendship
You: ill see you nextime, on the wonderful world of pokemon!
You have disconnected.

[NotInsaneChef]

everyone i speak to asks for love or disconnects. -_-

[Brickman]

Ahaha, who the hell is "Justin"?

Stranger: justin?
You: Yes?
You: OHMIGOD
Stranger: JUSTIN!?!?!
You: YEAH!
You have disconnected