Author Topic: Armageddon  (Read 2570 times)

nothing ever happens to australia in any of the 'end of the world' movies, so i think i'd just chill
that and alaska
my grandparents own a house up there so I'd go over there and chill
or maybe madagascar (anyone? ;D)

that and alaska
my grandparents own a house up there so I'd go over there and chill
or maybe madagascar (anyone? ;D)
forget that


im going to hawaii



I just like the thought of whippen ass and taken names. When I was raised I was raised in a trailer with a wood stove and during the winters I was hauling in wood to keep from freezing to death. I learned to survive when things get rough. I can fish, maybe hunt (I never been hunting to be honest :c), and other survival things.

If Armageddon does happen feel free to find me. I'll be happy to help you out in the hell that is to come upon earth.


You have got an invitation to my bunker it looks like a small apartment my family owns it I have a "room" in it.


My survival list/plan (also my Zombie Survival Plan):
-Multipurpose clothing (cargo pants, tee-shirt, hoodie, knee-high rubber boots, rain jacket, wool socks)
-Hiking backpack
-3 knives of different sizes (small, medium, and large)
-Flint and matches
-Needle and fishing line
-Basic First-Aid
-Crank-powered flashlight
-9mm Pistol
-Climbing rope
-Crowbar
-Water bottle (possibly with personal water filter)
-Granola bars and other similar things
-Small set of screwdrivers and wrenches
-Possible crank-powered radio
-Mountain bike

Head to the nearest store and see if I can stock up on different kinds of bars as well as pick up different types of medicine. From there, I'd head to the nearest library. There are 3 reasons for this. 1. Who holds up in a library? Minimal chance of being looted and being occupied. 2. Great source of fire fuel. 3. Apart from entertainment, many of the books can provide information in cooking, medicine, survival, and other useful topics, which would be great to reference if the internet or power goes out. After securing and fortifying the library, I'd make another trip to a store to try to get as many cooking staples as possible. I'd then return to the library and hold up there. I'd only leave to get more supplies, absorbing as much info as possible, and possibly creating a survival guide from pages of the other books (which I could take with me if/when I leave). Upon leaving, I'd head south, where I wouldn't have to worry too much about the cold and snow. If it's zombies, I'd try to get a boat large enough to hold a few people and to start a garden on but small enough to not rely on an engine. I'd stay relatively close to shore in case we run out of food and the garden fails. The reason for the boat would be that, realistically, zombies can't swim. They might be able to float, but I doubt they'd be able to climb onto a boat. Also, assuming their realistic, this would be one of the easier types of apocalypse to survive, as you'd only have to wait it out until the bodies decompose. This would take about 6 months (two years tops) for the majority to die off. Then it would just be a matter of good security and personal safety to prevent adding any more to their ranks. By year three or four, all the zombies should be gone as long as no more people are infected.

As far as traveling companions, I'd attempt to keep the number below 4. It'd be a requirement to have a similar survival kit as I do (modified with personal needs). That way, each person as the essentials in case of separation or if more are needed.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2012, 03:59:35 AM by Thorax »

Nothing ever happens in Eng-
forget I forgot about 28 days later. :c

Nothing ever happens in Eng-
forget I forgot about 28 days later. :c

Don't worry, England is protected by Simon Pegg, we'll be fine

I don't know how it would happen being that I live in the middle of onlygodknows were I would probably see people just flat out trying to murder each other. The tornado alarm would probably be going off to tell everyone that Armageddon has came upon us.

If we had to choose a driver i'd nominate myself because I can't aim due to my bad eye sight. I can drive a auto but not a manual.
I drive they shoot. When video game hell becomes reality its time to show what your really made of.

You can't shoot and you can't drive a manual. So... pretty much your only asset is guzzling sweet tea.

You're worthless.

I have an unusually high affinity for almost anything, I can usually figure out how something works or how to use it properly with only a few minutes practice.
I know it sounds like video-game bullstuff, but I seriously can pick up something I've never seen or used before in my life and figure out how to use it at least reasonably well within a few minutes

The truth is that none of us would survive.

The truth is that none of us would survive.

Nobody would survive, some would last longer than others but it's just prolonging the inevitable

Not sure why people insist on living in post-apocalyptic situations anyways. To reproduce? Ha. Good luck doing that.