Lockdown at school today...while I was in the bathroom.

[RNH]

Man, this one time back in grade school we had a fire drill and one of my friends just got into the bathroom to take a dump
and the fire drill alarms went off so he had to get outside with his doo-doo stained underwear. Classic.

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[Mardalf]

Generally it's not right to bring a gun in to a school...
You're gonna get shot in the poop.

this

if the intruder had a gun I would leave the premises as fast as possible or try and crack him in the head from behind whichever I thought would work out best  
but then I don't go to school so what do I know

[SlayerZ99]

this

if the intruder had a gun I would leave the premises as fast as possible or try and crack him in the head from behind whichever I thought would work out best  
but then I don't go to school so what do I know

But thats the problem

in a lockdown we are unable to leave the school.

[Alyx Vance]

Thats what I do

Just chill out and such

I am so nonchalant. I stay calm no matter what.
*Substitute bus driver going like 70mph on a bendy hill that you shouldn't be doing but 30 on* Everyone was like"OMG WE GUNNA dIE!" I was like "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE OH SHI.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

When your bus is on 2 wheels bout to go over the hill side you would go oh stuff too.

[Messes]

They don't go over lockdown drills and procedures and then they put the whole school and campus into lockdown because someone tipped them off on "drugs"? Lol.

Our school just has canines and police along with DA's come into a suspected classroom and search people, and then class is resumed.

[MegaScientifical]

You guys don't think this through. Being a badass won't save any lives. Running up to a hostile guy with a gun won't make you a hero. You will just be bleeding to death on the floor, crying at your own stupidity. There's no perfect solution. If everyone runs out, he just fires into the crowd and actually gets a bunch of you. If you all stay put, you buy time for police to come in with armor and stuff.

[SlayerZ99]

They don't go over lockdown drills and procedures and then they put the whole school and campus into lockdown because someone tipped them off on "drugs"? Lol.

Our school just has canines and police along with DA's come into a suspected classroom and search people, and then class is resumed.

Mostly because there was a fairly large drug bust early this year

You guys don't think this through. Being a badass won't save any lives. Running up to a hostile guy with a gun won't make you a hero. You will just be bleeding to death on the floor, crying at your own stupidity. There's no perfect solution. If everyone runs out, he just fires into the crowd and actually gets a bunch of you. If you all stay put, you buy time for police to come in with armor and stuff.

Is your avatar from that dating game?

Anyways, IF I had a good shot and an opportunity I would try and take a chair to the intruder.

[Mardalf]

if the intruder/s ha guns I don't care if I wasn't allowed to it would be a choice between
A: stay and possibly get shot by some crazy
B: leave and what get in trouble

I would choose B pretty much no matter how much trouble or whatever you get in  

[TJ10]

We had something like this too, Exept it was for a bomb. The janitor had found a note saying that there was a bomb in someones locker. (I thought this was stupid because if there was a bomb, Why wouldnt they let us out.)

[Mega-Bear]

Is your avatar from that dating game?

It's called Facade, and it ain't no dating game.

[SlayerZ99]

It's called Facade, and it ain't no dating game.

Looks a lot like this really weird dating game time thing that I saw some guy play.

[Blooker]

Its a conspiracy man

[Decepticon]

But thats the problem

in a lockdown we are unable to leave the school.

Criminal: "I'M GIVING ALL YOU KIDS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE YOUR ALL DEAD!"
-Children start to climb out window but teachers force them back inside-
Teacher: "NO! This is a lockdown, kids."
-Room is filled with dead people 1 minute later-

[Alyx Vance]

Criminal: "I'M GIVING ALL YOU KIDS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE YOUR ALL DEAD!"
-Children start to climb out window but teachers force them back inside-
Teacher: "NO! This is a lockdown, kids."
-Room is filled with dead people 1 minute later-

Lol'd

[SlayerZ99]

Criminal: "I'M GIVING ALL YOU KIDS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE YOUR ALL DEAD!"
-Children start to climb out window but teachers force them back inside-
Teacher: "NO! This is a lockdown, kids."
-Room is filled with dead people 1 minute later-

Doors are locked too = bad guy cant get into classroom

Lol its also a little tricky to climb out of our windows.
And even if you did you could fall 3 stories.