I forgot to mention that if I stole so much as a dollar my dad would smack me with a belt and make me live with my mom at the hell hole they call *Insert town name here*
He would also take ALL my stuff, not let me get my license or car, all that other stuff. Bitch you got it easy!
Also I don't have a decent bike either.... I bet you got a brand spanking new bike!
I just had to fix it by myself and my hand still smells like chain lube, oil, and steel..