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Shortcut -- disrupting peace in our Community projects thread (Earth 2.0)

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Mikoyan:

This is a mini drama on Shortcut

Recently, Shortcut has been trolling our thread, Earth 2.0.


--- Quote from: Shortcut on March 24, 2012, 12:03:21 PM ---YOU ALL ARE AMAZED WHEN YOU SEE A FLASH OF LIGHT IN THE SKY... DOWN COMES A NUKE, KILLING EVERYBODY IN THE GAME

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His first attempt.


--- Quote from: Shortcut on March 26, 2012, 08:53:22 PM ---Breaking News Flash!!!!!!

THIS IS SHAQUILLE O'NEIL REPORTING ON EARTH 2.0.0 TO REPORT THAT WE ARE RECEIVING NUKES UP THE ASS... STAY IN YOUR HOUSE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Second.


--- Quote from: Shortcut on March 26, 2012, 09:48:46 PM ---Two children are playing in the yard. Their mother is making stew, the father is filing paperwork. The family is blinded by a huge flash, and the mother and father look out the window. They see a huge mushroom cloud, and a cloud of dust flying towards them. The parents are horrified when they see their kids flesh melt out of thin air, but they do not have a second to react as they die right after.

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Third.


--- Quote from: Shortcut on March 31, 2012, 09:32:56 PM ---Me and my h4ckers translated the code.. it reads "Nukes will Fall from the Sky in 2 Hours"

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And yet another attempt. (Don't know if I should call them attempts anymore as this is a drama on him.)

Please note this is a mini drama and I don't know Shortcut at all in other sections.

FadedGlory:

just a 13 year old who lacks the collective intelligence required to be able to exhaust fairly low amount of roleplaying skill. Really, the only thing to do is to ignore the little dolt.

Jerkface:

He's got better grammar than most of the users on here, to be honest.

Moriarty:

hes always been pretty cool to me

Firecycle:

I thought the last one was pretty funny.  But yeah, he needs to stop.

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