Okay.I have to admit, its strange to hear that from you. You consider aquarium ownership odd, despite how popular it is around the world, yet you are openly attracted to the 'flufiness' and 'stubbly legs' of a tiny, shall I say "woman's dog"? The kind you dress up and stick in a handbag. I guess thats one way to show your sensitive side to your cousin girlfriend.
Cats are for women who get so used to men neglecting and using them they get an animal that does the same thing.
OP's grammar is fail
He's deaf.
Pfft.What does that have to do with grammar. Unless he is blind as well.
Well it's not like he can hear it to make sure it sounds right...
Can you imagine if that thing had to fend for itself in the wild
Holy stuff laughing so hard right now.It would probably last like a day lol
WtfIts called reading. When you learn a new language reading texts is half the job of picking up grammar, and the rest is learned through studying. You don't have to say it out loud to write it properly.