For months we have been tricked to beleive that USSR is only a clan
full of great builders, but that is far off from the truth. USSR
actually stands for:
U.nited S.uper S.ecret baby eating organization
with R.ising stocksWhat you are about to see is real.The USSR clans hungers for babies every day. They send secret agents
to capture these babies with nets, snares, and, if neccesary, bear
traps (:O).
An agent pouncing on a baby after a net was thrown over it.
These unfortunate babies are then sent to a freezer and are hung on
meat hooks. They are left there for 20 days to make sure they are
ready, then they are cooked for eating.
A USSR member hanging the babies.
So why is this food source so important to USSR? It is actually a
natural building enhancer. After the babies are cooked they are then
brought to the table and eaten.
Sumz feasting on a baby before a big build.
After the babies are eaten the leftovers are thrown into a pile, here
you can see just how many have been eaten in 1 week.
I overheard in a conversation that they love eating the baby's squishy
blue organs and Rotondo especially loves the brains.
TELL EVERYONE, KEEP YOUR BABIES AT YOUR SIDE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
