invention ideas?

[otto-san]

11 seperate mentions of the word 'carrot' so far.

twelve

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[TheArmyGuy]

twelve

I don't count mine as seperate because if I did count every seperate one my post would add 12.
making it 23.

[Flamecannon]

spoiler alert!

[cooldawson3]

a machine that insults you every time you look at your shoes

Man: "Hey better tie my shoes before work-"
Machine: *Insert Insult here*

Reporter: "There seems to have been a massive explosion downtown. Investigators say it originated from a small apartment building, from a small machine. More info after the break!"

[Menen]

wow.  that was alot of posts for 3 minutes.

 how about a car with wings and a  propeller so you can fly away from heavy trafic.

already exists.

[Clone v.117]

carrots
carrots everywhere

[Mardalf]

a carrot that can be used for self defense and eaten in case of a famine

Who needs pills for that?
I got my hand.

Also, carrot.

imagine both though?

[Sami2ss]

i was going to be the original poster of the word carrot but clone had to read my mind and be a poop 

[rockslide26]

A carrot that can shoot burning acid on children in a preschool environment in case of riots.

[Aerodynamic Monkatraz]

A carrot that straps onto a carrot onto a carrot that shoots carrot that shoots more carrots.
Also spams fake semen.

[Mardalf]

A carrot that reproduces in 6 hours you'd have an army of them in no time and you could rule the world   

[Dr.Block]

A carrot with another carrot attached to the flat end.