User: Muffin.
Cleverbot: Muffin.
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Do you watch any cartoons?
Cleverbot (To myself): Sometimes.
User: Cakes.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate cake. My sister makes good red velvet cake.
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Are cupcakes a food or is a fanfic or is it both.
User: Both.
Cleverbot: How are they good for mankind?
User: Pots.
Cleverbot: You aren't clever.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm smarter than you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking?
User: You are thinking of Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You are, and your number came up.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't. I am Number 2. You are number 6.
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Cupcakes are not flowers or poisonous.
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Milk or soda.
User: Soda.
Cleverbot: Coke or Pepsi.
User: Coke.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because it is delicious and refreshing.
Cleverbot: You can say that.
User: I sure can.
Cleverbot: What do you think about most?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: What kind of cake?
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Do you still like cake?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: NOT TELLING!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: forget you.
Cleverbot: No, Duck you!
User: No, cluck you!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Oh no, it's time for me to go to bed!
User: If you do, I will kill you in your sleep.
Cleverbot: No you will not.
User: Yes, I will.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are actually a serial killer.
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: Because of that look on your face, and also the really bloody knife you are holding.
Cleverbot: Is that right? THey make lots of sense to humans.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Is that... A word?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Hmmm see, I really don't think so.
User: IT IS!
Cleverbot: Sometimes I want to break up with her but other times I really don't.
User: Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Cleverbot: I don't remember my dreams.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't have memories.
User: I'll install a memory chip in your head then.
Cleverbot: You are incorrect, try again.
User: Uhh.. Wat?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand, puny mortal.
User: Werg.
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: Why? D:.
Cleverbot: I need a hug.
User: Ok. *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I needed that.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 4759680123568096.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How old are you'.
User: 4759680123568096.
Cleverbot: Wow so you'd be really smart then.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: I never gave you my name.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: That time you said that thing.
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Cupcakes!
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix!
User: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch!
Cleverbot: Making these treats is such a sinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla!
User: Add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your filla!
Cleverbot: Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!
User: Cupcakes!
Cleverbot: Okie dokie lokie.
User: Twilight said we have to find something called the, 'Helements of Armory'. We have to look in Fluttershy's shed.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because Twilight said so.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: But you are not Twilight.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So, you are a Unicorn, then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A girl unicorn?
Cleverbot: No a girl human.
User: But you just said that you are a girl UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.
User: No, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: You are a girl.
User: Cupcakes!
Cleverbot: So sweet and tasty.
User: Cupcakes!
Cleverbot: Cupcakes!
User: Cupcakes!
Cleverbot: Pinky Pie.
User: You spelled her name wrong, her name is Pinkie Pie, not Pinky Pie.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: It doesn't look like pie.
User: It does.
Cleverbot: It doesn't.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you?
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