Is this the first time?
I broke out laughing at this. Idk why lol.
At least there isn't stuff in your blood.
Probably hard stool, I get it sometimes because I'm on medicine that dehydrates me.
Maybe it was just a really sharp snake
If it's just happened don't worry, it's perfectly normal, it's almost healthy. but if it keeps up and/or gets worse i'd call a doctor.
Yeah, they'll cut up your insides.
Maybe it was just a really sharp piece