Guys, loving update.
I made a status on FB that was fairly similar to this, minus the caps and other kiddie bullstuff, and I stuff you not, this kid I have never seen, met, nor spoken to in my entire life commented, "Up your ass forgetface."
Well what the forget. I replied with, "Uh, who the forget are you?" Kid didn't respond in 6 hours. I just got home and just was able to delete it, but what the forget. I messaged him asking what his problem is, and he still hasn't responded.
So, forum, should I beat the forget out of this kid? Because I'm seriously considering it.