We need someone fluent in the language of black. Yet I could actually read and understand this completely. I don't even.
Edit: Basically the guy is saying that his "girlfriend" doesn't like sasha. And sasha thinks that the girlfriend is just jelly, so she says put her on a leash because she is a bitch. The guy says don't hurt my girlfriend in a cat fight. Sasha says sarcastically back that she is okay with her and then comes back as in its a NOT sentence type ordeal and says the girlfriend is a hoe obviously its just girls fighting with a guy in the middle of it all.
I don't even know how I deciphered all of this from that.