Talk about stuffty relationships

[Jubel]

This.. I'm afraid my richard might not be long enough :/ is 5-6 inches to short?

It's not always about length bro.

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[Alyx Vance]

it would build confidence and climaxs feel good. if i gave him a button that made him climax every time he hit it, do you think he'd wait to push the button until he married someone?

it's like if i took the same button and put it on a 20 foot high shelf, made it break after one use, put angry snakes on the shelf, then covered the button in anthrax so you need to use latex gloves to push it.

I don't want love right now so like stop. I got more important things to do than forget... Like I don't know, school, learning to drive, getting a job, and ect???

It's not always about length bro.

For real? Hmmmm.

[fred da kiko]

you gotta do the figure 8 with your richard and then pee inside her!

[DrenDran]

This.. I'm afraid my richard might not be long enough :/ is 5-6 inches to short?

If you think a woman would break up with you because you richard isn't exactly how big she imagined it, then your relatonship will end badly.

it would build confidence and climaxs feel good. if i gave him a button that made him climax every time he hit it, do you think he'd wait to push the button until he married someone?

it's like if i took the same button and put it on a 20 foot high shelf, made it break after one use, put angry snakes on the shelf, then covered the button in anthrax so you need to use latex gloves to push it.

>implying you can't do it alone
>implying you need multiple partners
>implying commitment and love are mutually exclusive

Don't get me wrong, all women exist only for my entertainment, but still, you're not supposed to imply that publically.

[Clone v.117]

I don't want love right now so like stop. I got more important things to do than forget... Like I don't know, school, learning to drive, getting a job, and ect???

Translated into english;
Cannot get a girl to forget, need excuses.

[Jubel]

For real? Hmmmm.

Well, you can have the longest snake in the world, but if it's only a milimetre thick, you're never going to have any women/men rubbing up against you.

Take it from a professional richard lover.

[Alyx Vance]

If you think a woman would break up with you because you richard isn't exactly how big she imagined it, then your relatonship will end badly.>implying you can't do it alone
>implying you need multiple partners
>implying commitment and love are mutually exclusive

Don't get me wrong, all women exist only for my entertainment, but still, you're not supposed to imply that publically.

I still don't get why people are so addicted to love? I mean I would imagine it feels good and I can get pusillanimous individual if I wanted but when you have to care about other things pusillanimous individual is the last thing on your mind.

Well, you can have the longest snake in the world, but if it's only a milimetre thick, you're never going to have any women/men rubbing up against you.

Take it from a professional richard lover.

I have a thick richard.

Translated into english;
Cannot get a girl to forget, need excuses.

Nope i'm at the age that I should be looking at those things.

[Clone v.117]

Nope i'm at the age that I should be looking at those things.

Translated into english;
Cannot get a girl to forget, need excuses.

Look all you want, it's not changing anything.

[fred da kiko]

>implying you can't do it alone not as good
>implying you need multiple partners one partner gets boring
>implying commitment and love are mutually exclusive that's what girls usually think

Don't get me wrong, all women exist only for my entertainment and sandwiches, but still, you're not supposed to imply that publically. online forum, none of you know who i really am.

[Jubel]

Nope i'm at the age that I should be looking at those things.

That's rich, considering it's the prime time that hormones start to bubble and bleed out from the brain located in your testicles.

Srsly, every teen wants to get laid and they know it.

[Jubel]

That's rich, considering it's the prime time that hormones start to bubble and bleed out from the brain located in your testicles.

Srsly, every teen wants to get laid and they know it.

One partner does not get boring unless you consist to live in a boring lifestyle.

EDIT: forget I pressed quote instead of modify ;-;

[DrenDran]

If one parner is boring, find a better one.

[Alyx Vance]

You guys argue while I go to bed. School tomorrow.

That's rich, considering it's the prime time that hormones start to bubble and bleed out from the brain located in your testicles.

Srsly, every teen wants to get laid and they know it.

Its tempting but i'm not worried.
I have imagination.

[fred da kiko]

If one parner is boring, find a better one.

what if i tape a lot of them together with scotch tape?

[Eussorus]

problem solved.