im bored make me laugh please forum

[lordician]

Knock knock.

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[carolcat]

We are some of the worst joke tellers ever.

i giggled.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Knock knock.

ur mum
lols

[IkeTheGeneric]

Im sorry i lost my funny when i slipped on a bannana and a gun fell out of my satchel (ITS NOT A PURSE) and before i knew it i was hospitalized for gun discharge but im recovering from my serious injuries but because it hit my bran oatmeal, i cant use eating utensils and ever since i had to use a pickle to eat my meals

But i guess for your sake i could do a knock knock joke

[Kochieboy]

Im sorry i lost my funny when i slipped on a bannana and a gun fell out of my satchel (ITS NOT A PURSE) and before i knew it i was hospitalized for gun discharge but im recovering from my serious injuries but because it hit my bran oatmeal, i cant use eating utensils and ever since i had to use a pickle to eat my meals

But i guess for your sake i could do a knock knock joke

[Alteration]

Im sorry i lost my funny when i slipped on a bannana and a gun fell out of my satchel (ITS NOT A PURSE) and before i knew it i was hospitalized for gun discharge but im recovering from my serious injuries but because it hit my bran oatmeal, i cant use eating utensils and ever since i had to use a pickle to eat my meals

I cried. :C
I sincerely hope you recover soon.

[Blastdown]

wooden leg named smith

[._maxwell23461_.]

there was this guy who died once xD









and he was actually dead

[Kochieboy]

Some friend of mine told me this one, I believe it went like this...

"So three men are trapped on an island, a white guy, a monday, and a spick.

They find a genie's lamp. The genie comes out of the lamp and says, 'You each get one wish'.

The monday says, 'I wish for all of my people to be free and sent back to our homeland.' So the genie grants the wish. All of the mondays are free and get sent back to Africa.

The spick says, 'I wish for all of my people to be free and sent back to our home land.' So the genie grants his wish, and all of the spicks are free and get sent back to mexico.

The genie looks to the white guy and asks, 'What do you wish for?'

The white guy says, 'So you're telling me that all of the mondays and spicks are gone?'

'I'll take a coke.'"

[TurnipBlog]

there was this guy who died once xD









and he was actually dead

Oh God. I laughed so hard... Hah... I'm going to Hell.

[Alyx Vance]

Alright here is a real joke:
So a man walks into the bar and says "Pour me a shot and everyone else a shot" so the bartender pours them the shots then the man says "Eh what the heck pour yourself one to bartender" so he gets himself one, then when its over with the bartender goes "Alright its time to pay" the man says "I ain't got no money" so the bartender takes him round back and beats the stuff out of him.

The next day the same man comes in and says the same thing "Get me and everyone a drink and yourself one" then they get done drinking the bartender goes again "Alright here's your bill" the man said "I ain't got no money" so the bartender beats him again.

The next day the man walked in and the bartender said "yea yea I know shot for you, everyone, and me" then the man says "no you can't have any.. Your violent when you get drunk."

[Kochieboy]

Alright here is a real joke:
So a man walks into the bar and says "Pour me a shot and everyone else a shot" so the bartender pours them the shots then the man says "Eh what the heck pour yourself one to bartender" so he gets himself one, then when its over with the bartender goes "Alright its time to pay" the man says "I ain't got no money" so the bartender takes him round back and beats the stuff out of him.

The next day the same man comes in and says the same thing "Get me and everyone a drink and yourself one" then they get done drinking the bartender goes again "Alright here's your bill" the man said "I ain't got no money" so the bartender beats him again.

The next day the man walked in and the bartender said "yea yea I know shot for you, everyone, and me" then the man says "no you can't have any.. Your violent when you get drunk."

Zing...

[-Pablo-]

mondays.

[._maxwell23461_.]

mondays.

sides

[Blooker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eaaih3zqf4