My Mother told me off for farting next to her dinner today.

[Blooker]

maxwell pls

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[aludane]

Farting releases stuff particles into the air.

They then land on your food then you eat your own stuff basically.

[Xalos]

They then land on your food then you eat your own stuff basically.

Everywhere is covered in stuff.
In fact, the toilet seat is the place in your bathroom with the LEAST stuff on it!

[Blooker]

Farting releases stuff particles into the air.

They then land on your food then you eat your own stuff basically.

I approve of your scientific language.

[aludane]

I approve of your scientific language.

thnk u, I r very clever!

[Tokthree]

You disgust me.

At least people don't yell at me for passing wind, I think that's more valuable than you not being disgusted

[dorkdotdan]

Your mom needs to grow up.

[Supersylox]

be a badass and fart in her face when shes sleeping

[Blooker]

be a badass and fart in her face when shes sleeping

I don't know why I laughed so hard

[Eussorus]

you should have gone to the bathroom, it's your fault.

[Blooker]

you should have gone to the bathroom, it's your fault.

Except I didn't need to stuff?

It's my family, if I can't fart in front of them who can I?

[Eussorus]

You should have said excuse me at least.

but still your mom is pretty childish.

[VerticalHorizon]

I gauge my farts throughout the day and watch what I eat. If they have been consistently putrid or I've eaten something that I know will make my gas smell bad, I'll wait until I'm by myself or go to another room.

It's my family, if I can't fart in front of them who can I?

It's not a question of whom you are able or unable to fart around, it's a thing called common decency; no one wants to smell your rancid ass clouds- family or not. Don't be a richard.

[SeventhSandwich]

If your classroom has a lot of dudes in it, and like 40+ people in total, wait until everyone is leaving and sit in the doorway.

Just sit there and smell and you will start to smell at least one fart.

It's pretty much because people will always fart in the doorway because while people are bumrushing through the compact space, nobody has any way of telling who did it.

[Thar]

Could you not hold it?

As I was typing this I farted :/