The Human Update

[Nuclear Hazard]

This has probably been done before but if not then hooray! I did something original. Anyways, post things that would likely be in the next version of the human for example:
-Fixed memory leakage in context of walking in a room and forgetting what you were going to do.

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

-Human now has control over getting erections

[Muslim]

-Human now has control over getting erections

But a screen pops up and verbally prompts the user "Do you want to hide your erection?" and you cannot turn the volume off.

-Obesity no longer able to achieve. You can eat all you want.

[PurpleMetro]

Humans grow wings

[Conan]

Ability to sort memory files and select ones for keeping

ability to have information diffuse into your head using facilitated diffusion gates that don't let information out
then followed by active transport after closing those facilitator gates.

[blazerblock2]

ability to learn through osmosis